You Know You're Pregnant When

Here is my own little list of 11 ways to know you are pregnant:

1. You don't care if you're right in the middle of that huge bite of food when you're returning phone calls.

2. Putting on socks and painting toe nails become chores.

3. You wake up every morning and try on 5 outfits from your own closet before deciding to throw on some clothes from your husband's closet.

4. Something you smell makes you vomit.

5. Something your husband says makes you vomit.

6. Shopping at the grocery store becomes worse than clothes shopping because of ALL THAT STUFF YOU WANT that you just can't buy right now!

7. No matter why you went to the store in the first place, you find yourself in the baby aisle.

8. You have a whole room in your house reserved for someone you haven't even met yet.

9. Someone you don't even know is allowed to use your bladder as a punching bag and you find yourself running to pee every 15 minutes.

10. You cry when a bug in a Disney movie gets smashed! (Princess and the Frog people!!)

11. While others are mashing and jumping up and down at the last rock concert you went to, you find yourself looking up the question, "Is it okay to go to a rock concert while pregnant?" on your i-phone.